Friday, June 6, 2008

hey, is there a restroom around here...

I've been out on a golf course after a few or a dozen beers...
and on rare occasions have been known to, ahem, water the foliage.
Never again.
The UroClub.
The extra club all serious golfers need.



Every aspect of this piece of equipment has been meticulously worked out to make it simple and trouble free to use. To start with, the UroClub™ is designed from a light weight resin with a molded grip. The cap opens and closes easily and is designed with a triple sealing system to ensure that it is leak proof.

The privacy shield hooks to the sides of the pants or belt and adds stability. This allows freedom of the hands to manipulate the club and zipper.

The entire club is made of a non-porous material. Therefore, caring and cleaning is effortless!

The UroClub™ is intended to eliminate anxiety and any feeling of uneasiness on the course. It can be emptied at the nearest restroom or later on, when the golfer returns home.

Capacity: Over half a liter, twice the volume commonly urinated.

Length: Like a standard 7 Iron


just don't mistake it for this club...




The Electronic Drink Caddy

The perfectly discreet way to enjoy hot or cold drinks right from your golf bag. It looks like a regulation driver, but its secret is the one-button dispensing pump. Designed to sit unobtrusively in a side pocket so it doesn’t take up space inside. Fill with hot or cold beverages, and they’ll stay at the right temperature for hours. Holds 54 oz. Detach for easy cleaning. Includes four AA batteries.


that would be hilarious!!!

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